As we enter the second half of the season, picking these games gets so much easier because now we know who the good teams are, right? Colts, Chargers, Eagles, all the teams that are always guaranteed to make the playoffs. Oh, wait, those teams suck, the Bengals, 49ers and Lions look like world-beaters, Belichick can’t draft or recognize talent, and the best running back in the league plays for Buffalo and went to Coe College? Right. Fuck it, let’s pick anyway.-TJ
SAN DIEGO (-7.5) vs. OaklandTJ: Believe it or not, these teams are in a three-way tie with KC for the lead in the AFC West, and Denver is only a game behind. Oakland’s lost a couple in a row, both in the division, Palmer is playing like Palmer, and McFadden has been ruled out again this week. Lots of reasons not to like them, but I still think they have enough fight to give the Chargers a good game. Pick: Raiders.
DP: One of these teams will get a much needed win. Oakland has two straight bad home losses (shut out by KC and Tebow's Denver). Meanwhile the Chargers have lost three straight to @Jets, @Chiefs, and Packers. The Chargers have been much more competitive in their losses and they can still move the ball on offense. I like the Chargers
DALLAS (-5.5) vs. BuffaloTJ: It’s not that I dislike Buffalo, but the Jets showed exactly how to shut them down, and Rob Ryan will learn from watching Rex’s game film and use the same strategy (play man coverage on the Bills’ sub-par receivers, stack the box to stifle the run, and pressure Fitzpatrick into picks). Dallas has only lost one game at home this year (a close one to Detroit), and I like them to run away with this one. Pick: ‘Boys.
DP: Easiest pick of the week for me. I love the Bills here. Buffalo thrives against turnover prone teams with weak passing defenses. The Cowboys have both. In addition, Dallas is a mentally weak team with a tendency to look ahead. I am sure they are looking at Buff, @Redskins, and Miami (Thanksgiving) and are thinking they are going to get 3 wins and be looking at 7-4 with a Dec 4 game @ Arizona for 8-4. One thing at a time! Pick: Bills to win outright.
Arizona (+12.5) vs. PHILADELPHIATJ: Philly is inconsistent, no longer has a shot at the playoffs, and is giving up 12.5. I just have to take the points here. Pick: Cards.
DP: Arizona may be 2-6 but they only have one loss >12.5 points. Their three games against quality teams (Giants, Ravens and Steelers) were all < 12.5. The Eagles have 2 wins > 12.5. I'll take the points. Pick: Cards
TAMPA BAY (+3.5) vs. HoustonTJ: Houston still hasn’t convinced me. All the Bucs’ losses are to quality opponents, and I think Freeman may have something left in the tank. I like the home dog here. Pick: Bucs.
DP: Houston may be 6-3, but 4 of those wins were Indy, Miami, Jax, and Cleveland. They are 2-3 against teams 0.500 or better (1-2 on the road). Tampa Bay's 4 losses at Detroit, @San Fran, Chicago, and @New Orleans. They home wins against Atlanta and New Orleans. I'll happily take the points. Pick: Bucs
ATLANTA (+0.5) vs. New OrleansTJ: Another home dog I like, even if it’s only half a point. Atlanta’s on a three-game win streak, including a big on in Detroit, and though Ryan and Turner have been wildly inconsistent, their overall productivity has been good and should only get better over the next three weeks (all home games). I think Atlanta wins this game, takes a choke-hold on the NFC South, and finishes 11-5. Pick: Birds.
DP: Fuck who knows? Pick: Saints
Tennessee (+3.5) vs. CAROLINATJ: You heard it here first, kids: this is Chris Johnson’s breakout game. I predict 27 attempts for 145 yards and 2 TDs, plus 5 receptions for another 40 yards and a TD. Meanwhile, Newton throws a couple of picks, including a pick-six, and the Panthers never escape from an early hole. It’s that easy. Pick: Titans.
DP: Two teams that I have harbored crushes on this season go against each other. I like Carolina's balanced offense to win at home against a one dimensional Titans team (32nd in rushing). Pick: Panthers.
Jacksonville (-3.5) vs. INDIANAPOLISTJ: The pooperbowl. Will Indy pull a Miami and surprise everyone with a blowout of a poor team to get off the shnide? No. Not at all. Pick: Jags.
DP: Just a Gawd awful game. This may be a reverse jinx, but the Colts fan in me worries that they blow the only silver lining of the season (the draft) by winning a meaningless game here. I will submit some evidence though. Indy gets killed by passing teams with speed (see Atlanta and New Orleans). Jax has the 32nd ranked passing offense so I doubt they run up the score. The Jags are 0-4 on the road and have scored 3, 10, 13, and 14 points in those games). I think Indy can muster just enough offense to win 17-16. Pick: Indy
Washington (+3.5) vs. MIAMITJ: Miami’s blowout win was a fluke. Even so, were it not for a couple of field goals, they could be riding a three-game win streak right now. I think I’m going to stay away from John Beck on the road, and take Miami to play themselves out of the Andrew Luck sweepstakes. Pick: Miami.
DP: Everyone is going to pick Miami here but why? Because Washington has looked bad the last few weeks and Miami won last week convincingly at KC? My gut feeling though is that these two teams are fairly evenly matched and Miami has no home field advantage. I’ll take the 3.5 points and promptly forget about this game entirely. Pick: Redskins
Pittsburgh (-3.5) vs. CINCINNATITJ: Both these teams have played very well over the past five weeks, with Cincy undefeated and Pittsburgh’s only loss a close one to the Ravens last week. Cincy’s defense appears predicated on stopping the run and getting lucky with turnovers (they’ve recovered 9 out of the 10 fumbles they forced this year- a ridiculous stat). They can stop Pittsburgh’s run, but I can’t see them shutting down Roethlisberger, and I can’t see them scoring more than 17 against this Steelers’ D. Pick: Steelers.
DP: Its a good time to bet on Cincy. I think everyone will assume that the Steelers will bounce back after a tough loss to the Ravens and the Bengals will be the Bengals. But I will gladly take the team with a good defense (10th against pass and 2nd against the run) getting points at home. Pick: Bengals.
CLEVELAND (-2.5) vs. St. LouisTJ: They both suck, so I’ll go with my heart (and the home-field advantage). Pick: Browns.
DP: St. Louis is showing signs of life after a horrendous start. I like them to go into Cleveland and win outright. Pick: Rams
Denver (+3.5) vs. KANSAS CITYTJ: I’ve been down on KC forever, and that embarrassing loss to Miami only confirmed my instincts: the Chiefs are not for real. I like the points, the Denver defense, and God to help Tebow pull out another win and extend his tenure as the worst starting QB in the NFL (and that’s saying something this year!). Pick: Broncos.
DP: KC is still tough at home and have something to prove after last week’s embarrassing home loss. Pick: Chiefs
SEATTLE (+6.5) vs. BaltimoreTJ: Seattle plays tough at home, and the Ravens have got to be worn out after that slug-fest in Pittsburgh. This is a classic letdown game, and I like getting almost a touchdown here. Pick: Seaskanks.
DP: At 6.5, I am sure a lot of people will talk themselves into taking Seahawks with the Ravens going across the country to play a classic ‘let down’ game. Not me. I put money on the boys from Baltimore who already had one let down game this year @Jax. I think they learned their lesson. Pick: Ravens.
Detroit (+2.5) vs. CHICAGOTJ: Chicago is another team that could suffer a letdown after an important road win in Philly. However, I think the Lions have to come back to earth, and that Bears defense is going to put a lot of pressure on Stafford to cover for the Lions’ weakened running game. This should be a tough game, and the line seems just about right to me. I’m going to take the Lions and the points here, but I won’t be shocked if Chicago wins by a field goal to break my heart. Pick: Lions.
DP: I took Detroit based solely on the match-up. Chicago struggles against teams with good defensive lines. Pick: Lions
SAN FRANCISCO (-3.5) vs. NY GiantsTJ: I really want to take the 49ers in this game, but the Giants have quality wins over Buffalo and New England in the last three weeks. They seem to play to the level of their opponents, though (see the 20-17 win over Miami), and they haven’t played a defense of San Fran’s caliber yet this year (the best D they played this year has been Washington, and they were held to 14 points and lost). I’m going to go with my gut and take the 49ers to take advantage of some Giants’ mistakes and win at home here. Pick: 49ers.
DP: The 49ers can run the ball (6th) and defend the run (1st). I like that combination to work against the Giants who are due for a down week. Pick: 49ers
NY JETS (-1.5) vs. New EnglandTJ: I’ve lost faith in the Patriots’ offense. It’s too one-dimensional. And their defense has been atrocious. As much as I hate the Sanchize, even he can play well against a Patriots’ secondary that doesn’t have a single player that could start for LSU right now. The Jets shut down Buffalo last week, and their offense is decent, so I can’t see a way to take the Pats. Pick: Jets.
DP: I have no fucking clue about these teams. Up week 7, I would have put the Pats as a big favorite to win the AFC and the Jets to miss the play-offs. Since Week 7 though the Pats have been man handled by the Steelers and Giants and the Jets have solid wins over San Diego and Buffalo. The Pats have the best passing offense and worst passing in the league. When they face teams with good defensive lines (like the Giants and Steelers) their shaky defense gets exposed. Luckily for them, its unlikely that Mark Sanchez will light them up. So who wins? These two teams hate each other and will be motivated. I think it will a close, hard fought game. The Jets who are 4-0 at home compared to New England who is 2-2 on the road. At -1.5 I’ll forget about points and just take the home team to win. Pick: Jets
GREEN BAY (-13.5) vs. MinnesotaTJ: Green Bay is favored by a ton every week, and they’re still 6-2 against the spread this year, so they seem like a good pick. They average 34.4 points per game (1st on the league), and Minny averages 21.5 (20th). However, the Vikes played the Pack close a few weeks ago (33-27 final), and they’re coming off a bye week. Also, the Pack gave up 38 to the Chargers last week. Man, I could talk myself back and forth on this game all day. Screw it, Green Bay rolls at home. Pick: Pack.
DP: Is there anything that could make Green Bay more frightening? Actually there is. After 9 weeks, the Packers have only played 3 home games. The closest game was an 8 point win over New Orleans on opening night. The other games were 26 and 21 point blow outs. They do have road games @Detroit and @Giants, but their remaining home games after this week are Tampa Bay, Oakland, Chicago. I think we wake up Tuesday morning after a blow-out win and to start hearing the 16-0 talk. Someone find Mercury Morris. Pick: Pack.