This recipe is a variation of the old Halloween favorite Razor-Blade Apples.
I prefer the use of hypodermic needles because it has a much smaller entry point making detection much more difficult. Plus the use of a hypodermic needle adds a second level of terror. For instance, what was the hypodermic needle used for before being placed in the apple? Was it used to inject heroin into the veins of an HIV-ravaged drug addict? Was it used to transfer a highly toxic chemotherapeutic agent?
Ingredients:
Apples, preferably a darker skinned variety. Helps minimize the entry point.
Hypodermic needles. I prefer a larger bore variety like a 14 gauge needle. Holds up better.
Insert needle firmly into apple as deeply as possible. Be Creative! Worm holes make a nice entry point.
Optional: Carmel or Candy coating helps cover the apple and avoid detection!
Happy Halloween!
Doctor Psych is an MD, PhD, professor of Psychiatry living outside Dallas. A lifelong Colts fan, he battles his sports addictions in a daily fight to run a lab and raise his toddler son. The Juice is a PhD neuroscientist living in Manhattan. A former D-3 offensive lineman, he remains a lowly Browns supporter from before "The Drive," maintaining a will to live only for the sake of his three-year-old daughter. Each week, they analyze results, make predictions, and generally discuss NFL news.
Jesus, Doc, you need a psych evaluation!
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